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Journal Entry: Wed May 7, 2008, 4:03 PM
GTA IV is an excellent game.

Also, meeting *martypunker and *imafallenangel was pretty nifty too. I enjoyed wooping them at bowling. Man, I am the shit. =P
I sent them on the wrong bus. Purely accidental. I still feel really shit about that. :(

I gave a wicked presentation that took 30 minutes to complete. I wanted more time but rushed and dropped points I thought wouldn't be appropriate.

I was promoted recently. I'm a scheduler for the Powder Coating side of Barkers. Good thing about that is that when the manager is off site, I get to hold the reins. Fucking stoked about that. I got a £50 increase in wage, too. Better thing about that is, and I quote, "We'll see if we can get you more when you're salary paid".
Having been an apprentice for 4 months getting offered this job with an excellent increase in the two steps, let's say the sun is shining pretty nicely at this moment of my life.

I kinda miss Fred. Without that sounding too camp, him and I bonded quite well and laughed all the time we were in each others company.
I have the best girlfriend I could ask for, it's a shame Fred's not around to make me fully erect.
I joke, it'd just be good to have the hairy fucker come over and chill. Old times, I miss them.

I thought about writing an article on certain ideas I've had. My lecturer read a few make shift essays I wrote on various things and thought I brought up some good points. I consider myself shallow in many things so we'll see if that idea even gets off the ground.

So I haven't been around for a while. Tell me what's going on with you all.

  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: The Specials - Pressure Down
  • Drinking: Corona

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 12/30/86
  • Current Residence: Brothel, UK
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium/Large
  • Print preference: As large as you can get
  • Favourite movie: The Last Kiss, Lost In Translation, Fight Club, American Pie, The Bourne Trilogy
  • Favourite genre of music: Ska/Punk/Rock then everything else
  • Favourite style or digital art: Expressive, mood induced.
  • Operating System: OS X Tiger
  • MP3 player of choice: iPhone, iPod, iTunes
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3
  • Personal Quote: Everything that is, is and will be. Things do not pass away in time. Every moment remains.
  • Tools of the Trade: Color! Lots of color!

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~AmySan:iconAmySan: 2 days 18 hours ago
let me take you down cause I'm going to strawberry fields...:hug:
=kEat0n:iconkEat0n: 5 days 17 hours ago
You're avatar is..

Disturbing. :iconfacepalmplz:

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Flow with the go.
*episkey:iconepiskey: 6 days 16 hours ago
Ah, that explains it.

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*imafallenangel:iconimafallenangel: May 3, 2008, 5:01:43 AM
I'll second what Chris said, even though I'm pretty sure I was the one who wrote it:


:shakefist:
=DarkApple:iconDarkApple: May 2, 2008, 5:42:05 AM
Duuuuuude, WHERE. ARE. YOU?
~amannequin:iconamannequin: May 1, 2008, 12:34:29 PM
You! 'Nother 'scription plsssss.
If you're worried about those loose pennies mum didn't give you, I'll barter and give you 2p when I'm there.
Sounds fair to me.
Also, Chaos has an obsession with walking on my MacBook.
I'm going to do to her what the French did to the Dutch.
Except Ljungberg.
*dirtywhiteboy8:icondirtywhiteboy8: Apr 24, 2008, 1:58:27 AM
:sing:We call the heartland not very smart land, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high

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Things have never been so swell, I have never been so well.
*dirtywhiteboy8:icondirtywhiteboy8: Apr 19, 2008, 11:47:49 PM
HEEEY YEAH I'M THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED, HEEEY YEAH I'M A SUPER BEAST! :sing:

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Things have never been so swell, I have never been so well.
=chinaroses:iconchinaroses: Apr 7, 2008, 10:59:42 PM
Hey!

Thanks so much for adding me to your :+devwatch:!

Your support means a lot to me! :D

Enjoy your day! :w00t:

Jess

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~amannequin:iconamannequin: Mar 27, 2008, 9:28:16 AM
I HAVE A COLD.
It's your fault.

<3
~2bitter-being6:icon2bitter-being6: Mar 27, 2008, 2:29:13 AM
Ohie love <3
I've been asleep every time you've tried catching me on ms in the morning. :B

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
~CoffeeMoogle:iconCoffeeMoogle: Mar 12, 2008, 4:44:01 AM
Yeah I'm a moogle... A very slow one to reply to comments that is.
~desert-dweller:icondesert-dweller: Mar 11, 2008, 2:03:26 PM
:poke:

where ya at d00d?? :D

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~2bitter-being6:icon2bitter-being6: Mar 10, 2008, 3:14:14 PM
SO MUCH FOR OUR CHAT :cries:

</3

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
`RadicalPuppy4:iconRadicalPuppy4: Mar 8, 2008, 2:37:16 AM
I like that broomstick you’re carrying
Yes baby, I like it!
*dammitMEL:icondammitMEL: Mar 7, 2008, 7:52:07 PM
I spy an *episkey!

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<zanenkim> OHMYGOD ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING MEL FROM HELL!
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~amannequin:iconamannequin: Feb 28, 2008, 10:25:47 AMComment hidden by Owner
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@limetastic:iconlimetastic: Feb 26, 2008, 3:15:05 PM
<3

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Are you CFS aware?
~xgeekxcorex:iconxgeekxcorex: Feb 15, 2008, 1:44:48 PM
I kinda miss you monkeynuts!

Hope you're okay.
<3

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Kawaii Hime >.<
@mykel:iconmykel: Feb 13, 2008, 2:28:56 PM
A gay!

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~desert-dweller:icondesert-dweller: Feb 12, 2008, 1:47:30 PM
:evileye: where the HELL are ya mate?? :D

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We've all got little baby's eyes- just the head around them grew.
-~sporadictouchofennui-
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~ClaireM:iconClaireM: Feb 5, 2008, 10:06:27 AM
whats my user id name?!? :rage: