Brego.

So London on the weekend. I arrived in Euston having power slept my bollocks off on the train. Them fucking seats are as hard as rocks.
Whatever.
I get there and *fimsy says she'll be late (should have expected that) so I walked about and got lost a bit. Managed to find my way back and waited for the hobit to show up.

We got a coffee and the bloody fiend bit my hand!
I still have the mark where she bit me. I mean, what... Fuck it. I wanted more.

We went shopping so that meant catching the train. I couldn't help but lol at some stares that we got. Good fun.

We arrived at Oxford Street/Bond Street, I'm not too sure. Walked around and went into a few porn shops. I was led not followed.
We went into a few shoe shops and did the normal thing; didn't buy anything.
Spotted a kick ass beanie which Fatima bought me. Right on.
The it was off to the disney store. I got her some socks. Oh yeah. I'm Jewish, deal with it.

Then it was back to the hotel to check in.
We signed in and took the key so I could leave my baggage in the room.
The room was very basic and the en suite was more like a hole in the wall that had a shower with only cold water. Fucking.

Our next stop was The Met.
We're stood on the platform waiting for a train and some weird ass announcer who can't speak English, informed us of a signal problem.
We headed for a bus. Took us about 5 minutes to get there. Fatima got chatted up by some dirty git while on the bus. Whatever.

After Alek finished taking a piss (bull) I actually met *ClaireM for the first time. She had stomach pains all day. Looks like the Mona Lisa of constipation.
Nah. It was good. She left around 7.
Not before a few deviants pounced on us like Prince on another bad track. *Rushy (at long fucking last I might add), *alekandr, *ClaireM, *fimsy, `greenie, @blackice, *thesinisterpenguin, =gotwrong, *JennyB, =leaf-lover (STEPH <3) and *UnderestimateMe all around a table talking about random stuff and having a few drinks.
`dxd joined us after he got his sorry ass away from a hellish day at work. He drank red wine. Tsk.

Whatever station we were at I forgot. We lef them alone for a few minutes and went to buy food since we hadn't eaten anything all day.
When we came back, a fucking shit load of people were dancing, as you do you know, to no music whatsoever.
The fuck that was all about, I haven't a clue.

We got back to The Met after Dropping Claire off and chilled out. `greeniehad to put up with *fimsy all over him.
Everyone else just chilled although I made @blackice miss something. What is was I have no idea but it involved lesbians.

Then fim left, and soon after everyone did.

Alek and I had another round and we left only to run around trying to find the nearest McDonalds. After harassing a few too many Americans, we found one. I love how Americans know where every McDonalds is. They must be taught it at an elementry level or something.

Then it was back to the hotel with the help of two hobos and the last train to Euston.

Like I said before, the room was basic. Alek proceeded in whipping me with his pillow. He wanted some.
He left the fucking TV on most of the night. Fucking loud to. Slap plz.

Yeah, that was it. Back home and tired as fuck.